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sem-ser:

personal, follow back (sigo de volta) x

Posted April 14th | 458 notes | Reblog | Like

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

Posted April 8th | 415601 notes | Reblog | Like

tinalikesbutts:

c0nsulting-timel0rd:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

The twilight commentary is fantastic

Today on, “No One Hates Twilight More Than Robert Pattinson”…

Posted April 6th | 213103 notes | Reblog | Like

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unsmokable:

WHEN CUTE BOYS HAVE A PERFECT TASTE IN MUSIC image

Posted April 6th | 14227 notes | Reblog | Like

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

knight-0f-the-night:

city-lights-and-punk-rock:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

skylynnicole:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

a-tardis-and-a-rose:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

void-fucker69:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

grichmob:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

I finally have many awesome string bracelets!!! now I have a black and white wrist and a colorful wrist :)

who took that picture

me

no seriously…who

I’m not kidding. I took this picture.

what the fuck dude

I’m not fucking around! this picture was seriously taken by myself!

How!!!

I held my phone with my knees and pressed the button with my nose :)

That’s actually so adorable 

Reblog just for the way the photo was taken

I just got 17 followers and I’m pretty sure it’s just because I took the picture with my nose.

Posted April 6th | 607 notes | Reblog | Like

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teddyismysafety:

skinneybiscuit:

Oh gawd I just luv this

Jaysus

Posted April 6th | 12089 notes | Reblog | Like

"Lay with me Cersei, I incest"
Jaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)

Posted April 6th | 44410 notes | Reblog | Like

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

Posted April 6th | 180170 notes | Reblog | Like

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

Posted April 6th | 149987 notes | Reblog | Like

apaigeuniverse:

undeadsuits:

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

image

(imgur)

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

Posted April 6th | 341089 notes | Reblog | Like

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

Posted April 6th | 120918 notes | Reblog | Like

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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Posted April 6th | 27194 notes | Reblog | Like